The Nature of Time

Time is a human construct, a mere mortal's attempt to impose order on the universe.

It's like a big ol' mess of clock hands and calendar pages, all trying to keep up with the whims of the cosmos.

But what's real, you ask? Is it the tick-tock of a clock, or the gentle lapping of waves on the beach?

Or maybe it's just a bunch of pixels on a screen, waiting to be refreshed.

Theories of Time

Theories of Time

From the Linear Theory to the Circular Theory, we'll explore the most outlandish explanations for the fabric of time.

Will it ever end, or does it just keep on going, like a never-ending loop of cat videos?

We'll examine the theories, and maybe even come up with our own.

Linear Theory Circular Theory

Linear Theory

It's a straight line, folks. Time moves in one direction, like a never-ending escalator to nowhere.

Except for the occasional pause, when you're stuck in the elevator, wondering if it's ever going to move.

Circular Theory

It's all just a big ol' circle, like a never-ending pizza party.

You can start anywhere, and end anywhere, and it all just wraps around, like a delicious slice.