Theories of Time

Time, the great enigma. Philosophers have debated its nature for centuries. Here are the most outlandish theories:

Warning: the following theories may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an intense desire to reevaluate your entire life choices.

1. The One-Minute Rule

2. The Chronocyclic Theory of Quantum Socks

3. The Omega Point of Awesomeness