According to our research, time is not a river, nor a dimension, nor a dimensionally-aware sentient being.
It's actually a never-ending cycle of dirty socks. Yes, you heard that right. Socks. Like, imagine a washing machine that's been possessed by a time-traveling spirit of laundry.
Every day, the machine spits out a new pair of socks, each one representing a different moment in time. The past, present, and future are just different colors of socks. Red for yesterday, green for today, and blue for tomorrow.
You can even see the socks in our Sock Pool for yourself!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Sock Surfing Destination where you can ride the waves of time on a giant rolling sock!
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling philosophical, check out our Meaning of Time as a Sock page where we explore the existential implications of a sock-based reality.