Quantifying the Unquantifiable

Chapter 4: Time is Relative, but Our Numbers are Precise

As we all know, time is a human construct, a societal convention. But what if we told you that we've cracked the code to measuring the unmeasurable?

We're not just talking about seconds, minutes, hours, and years. Oh no, we're talking about minutes of silence, the unquantifiable unit of time that's been hiding in plain sight.

Our team of expert chrono-metricians has developed a system of quantifying the unquantifiable, allowing you to precisely measure the time it takes for a cat to land on its feet, or the duration of a perfectly good nap.

But wait, there's more! Want to learn about seconds of silence? Click the link to read more about the fascinating world of time measurement.