Relative Time is Like a Bowl of Spaghetti

When you think about it, time is just a tangled mess like a bowl of spaghetti. It's a jigsaw puzzle with no picture on the box, a box of chocolates with missing pieces, or a box of cereal with the milk spilled all over the box... you get the idea.

It's a bit like a plate of spaghetti, really. You pick up one end, and it's all, "Oh no, this is the past!" And then you take another bite, and it's all, "Wait, this is the present!" And before you know it, you've got a big ol' knot in your stomach and you're all, "This is the future!"