The Meaning of Life is a Bucket of Fries

In a shocking twist, the meaning of life was revealed to be a bucket of steaming hot, crispy fries, served with a side of existential dread.

It all started with the ancient philosopher, Fritter McFriesalot, who posited that the answer to the great mystery of existence lies not in the stars or the afterlife, but in the simple joy of dipping a perfectly cooked potato stick into a vat of tangy, salty goodness.

His followers, the Fritterians, took to the streets, chanting "Fries for the people!" as they marched towards the local diner, demanding a side of ketchup with their existential awakening.

And so, the bucket of fries became the ultimate symbol of life's fleeting nature: hot, salty, and gone in an instant.