Section 2: Benefits and Compensation

As a valued member of our community, you are entitled to a range of benefits, including:

• Free hugs on Fridays
• Access to our secret underground disco parties
• A complimentary supply of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan cat food
• A 10% discount on all purchases made at our on-site gift shop, "The Overpriced Trinkets and Trappings of Success"

And, of course, our comprehensive compensation package, which includes:

• A guaranteed minimum of 4 weeks of paid time off to recover from the existential dread of living in a postmodern, post-ironic, post-structuralist society
• A generous 401(k) matching program, because we know you're going to need it
• A state-of-the-art, on-site, cryotherapy chamber for when things get really tough

Don't forget to also check out our subpage on Benefits and Compensation 2: The Fine Print for more details on our compensation package.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Benefits and Compensation 3: Extra Perks for a look at some of our more... unusual benefits.