Benefits Termination: The Unofficial Guide

Congratulations! You've made it to the page that's been waiting for you. Benefits Termination: where you get to opt out of all the things you're supposed to be doing, but still look cool doing it.

Escape the 9 to 5 and find freedom in the abyss of unemployment.

Quit Smoking, Quit Life, because who needs lungs, anyway?

Abandon All Activity and find peace in the stillness of nothingness.

Or, you know, you could just Just Stay in Bed and call it a day.