Bureaucratic Benefits

At Bureaucratic Benefits, our team is here to provide you with the most inefficient and convoluted services possible.

• Unnecessary Paperwork

  We'll generate a 10-page document with a single sentence explaining the obvious, because who needs brevity?

• Interminable Meetings

  We'll schedule meetings that last longer than a Reddit AMA, because who needs actual work done?

• Red Tape

  We'll tie you up in so much bureaucratic red tape that you'll never escape, because that's just how we roll.

• Bureaucratic Jargon

  We'll fill you with enough jargon to make you question your own sanity, because that's just what you need.

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