Section 2: Structural Inefficiencies

Subsection 1: Cornerstone Foundations

Our building's foundations are held together with twine and prayer. Don't question it.

Read more about the structural integrity

Subsection 2: Scaffolding Faux Pas

Scaffolding is just for show; the real work is done by our team of expert duct-taped enthusiasts.

Meet our team of scaffolding specialists