Welcome to Section 2: The Realm of the Unrelatable

Here be the land of those who cannot be understood. We have the infamous "I'm fine" syndrome and the "I'm not a morning person" plague. You may find our inhabitants to be enigmas, wrapped in a shroud of mystery.

But fear not, for we have the cure: a 3am existential crisis, a 5am coffee IV, and a 7am Netflix binge. These will surely cure your inability to connect with the living.

Learn more about our unique afflictions

Subsection 2a: The Unrelatable's Guide to Small Talk

Join us for a series of exercises designed to help you feign interest in others' lives. Our expert trainers will guide you through the art of asking questions you don't care about, while secretly thinking about your fantasy football team.

Learn more about our Small Talk Workshops Or read about our infamous "I'm fine" support group