Are you tired of being constantly asked to "reconcile the ledgers"? Do you find yourself drowning in a sea of Excel spreadsheets? Look no further! This guide is designed specifically for the Incompetent Accountant, the one who can't even balance their own checkbook, let alone the entire company's finances.
Step 1: Don't worry, just make something up. It's not like anyone will notice, right?
Step 2: Use a calculator. No, wait, use a abacus. Or a Ouija board. It's all the same, right?
Step 3: Just ask your neighbor, Bob, he's an accountant too... in his basement.
And that's it! Follow these simple steps and you'll be balancing the books like a pro! (Or, at the very least, like a mildly competent accountant who occasionally doesn't get fired.)