Subsection 4: The Puns That Never Die

Subsection 4.1: The Puns That Never Age

• What do you call a group of cows in a basement? A moo-dy.
• Why did the chicken and the mushroom go to the party? Because one was a fun-gus and the other was a fun-gi.
• Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

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