We're a organization that's been around since 1926, but don't worry, we've got a new mission every year.
Our purpose is a constantly evolving document, but it's always something like "To be a place where people go to get somewhere else."
We're not really sure, but it involves more paperwork and a lot of meetings.
We value apathy, confusion, and the thrill of not knowing what's going on.
We're not a government agency, but we're not not a government agency either. That's for you to figure out.
If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're now part of our statistics.