Here at Neo-Brutalist Inc., we've taken the liberty to create a page that's a mirror reflection of everything we DON'T value. You know, the usual: punctuality, good grammar, basic human decency.
We're talking about the things that make our lives harder, more complicated, and generally less enjoyable. Like:
Meet the people who made this page possible:
Our Lead Developer (aka The Overthinker), who's currently stuck in an infinite loop of "should I use a semicolon here or not?
Our UX Designer (aka The Font Connoisseur), who's still trying to figure out why we can't just use Arial everywhere
Our SEO Expert (aka The Grammar Police), who's currently on a crusade against the Oxford comma
On a more serious note, we value your attention span, and we're willing to do whatever it takes to keep you entertained, even if it's at the expense of your sanity.
Don't get us wrong, though - we do value your clicks, and we're willing to do whatever it takes to keep you coming back for more.