Boating Regulations: Don't Sink Your Boat (Literally)

Warning: Boating regulations are in effect, even on land.

Don't even think about trying to navigate the waters of confusion. Stay on the safe side and follow these rules:

• Always carry a spare set of socks in your boat.
• Never, ever, ever, try to sail during a solar eclipse.
• Keep your propeller at a safe distance from your neighbors' garden gnomes.

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Boating Safety Hub

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