UNAVOIDABLE MEETING 2: THE AGONY OF THE INCONVENIENT

Warning: This meeting has a 97.42% chance of causing existential dread and a 0.01% chance of actual productivity.

Agenda:

• Minutes 1-5: Incessant rambling about the meaninglessness of existence
• Minutes 5-15: PowerPoint presentation of "The Importance of Being Late" by the CEO
• Minutes 15-30: "Group brainstorming" session where everyone tries to out-brag about who has the worst commute
• Minutes 30-60: "Break" where you can pretend to be interested in the free coffee and stale pastries

Subpage 1: The Art of Pretending to Care Subpage 2: The History of Meeting Etiquette in the 21st Century