The Ten Commandments of Extreme Ironing
- 1. Thou shalt not iron thy clothes on the beach.
- 2. Thou shalt not use a steamroller to flatten thy wrinkles.
- 3. Thou shalt not iron with a blowtorch.
- 4. Thou shalt not use a cheese grater for pressing pants.
- 5. Thou shalt not iron thy socks on a bed.
- 6. Thou shalt not use a blow dryer for steam.
- 7. Thou shalt not iron thy clothes in a swimming pool.
- 8. Thou shalt not use a leaf blower to fluff thy wrinkles.
- 9. Thou shalt not iron thy clothes with a chainsaw.
- 10. Thou shalt iron thy clothes with an iron.
For the love of the ironing gods, please follow these commandments, lest thou face the wrath of the ironing police!
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