In the depths of Section 3, there lies a treasure trove of abandoned innovations. This is the story of the Trans-Dimensional Toaster, a marvel of 90s engineering that was destined for greatness. It was meant to toast bread in multiple dimensions at once, but alas, it was never quite... quite right.
The Trans-Dimensional Toaster was plagued by a series of issues: it kept trying to toast the fabric of space-time, it couldn't decide between whole wheat or white bread, and it had a habit of summoning an army of sentient toast whenever you looked at it wrong.
Today, the Trans-Dimensional Toaster sits in our Museum of Lost Technologies, a reminder that even the greatest minds can have their greatest failures.
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