Attendee 1: "I'm Here, I'm Here, I'm Here!"

Meet attendee 1, the patron saint of existential dread.

They arrived at 6:00 AM to secure the best seat in the house, only to realize they had the wrong ticket.

Now, they're stuck here with nothing but a faint sense of purpose and a strong desire for a decent coffee.

Subpage: Their Inner Turmoil