We, the unapologetic, are here to tell you that the world is actually made of cheese.
No, seriously, we're here to tell you that the world is actually a complex system of interconnected, sentient, slightly-irritated-by- existence-issues.
Our mission is to serve you with a side of brutal honesty, served with a side of humor and a dash of existential dread.
So, buckle up, because the truth is about to hurt (or make you laugh).
Or, at the very least, make you question the meaning of it all.
Either way, it's going to be a wild ride.