We're taking over the world, one pizza topping at a time.
Join us in our grand plan for global domination, but first, let's talk about the finer points of pineapple on pizza.
Learn about our phase 2: The Sausage Insurrection
Find out what we're really after with phase 3: The Anchovy Uprising
The final phase: The Olives of Doom (or are they?)
Or, if you just want to know more about our leader, click here