Last week, Kim Kardashian West and Taylor Swift got into a fight over a song lyric. Meanwhile, Kanye West was too busy being a genius to care.
Also, Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise were spotted arguing over who's the real-life "Space Jam" star. Spoiler alert: it's not either of them.
Last week, the latest blockbuster hit theaters, featuring a plotline that's been done to death. But hey, who needs originality when you can rehash the same old story for the umpteenth time?
It stars a young, angsty protagonist who saves the world from a villain who's just a rehashing of a rehashing of a rehashing of every other bad guy.
Last week, the latest gaming sensation hit the scene, where players spent 12 hours a day trying to figure out how to exploit the system and get infinite resources.
Meanwhile, the developers released a patch to fix the exploits, but the cheaters just switched to a different one.