Reason for Termination: Incompetence
Due to repeated instances of accidentally setting the copier to "play 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat, we regret to inform you that your employment has been terminated.
Reason for termination: Inability to follow basic office protocol.
You are expected to return all company property, including your 'I'm with Stupid' mug.
For more information, please refer to our Termination Policy.
We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, but let's be real, you'll probably end up at the DMV.