The Great Sushi Incident
It started innocently enough. A lone plate of leftover sushi, placed in the microwave for a quick reheat. But little did the microwave know, its power was about to unleash a maelstrom of flavor and catastrophe.
The smell of burning fish wafted through the kitchen, a harbinger of doom. The chef, once a master of the culinary arts, was now cowering in the corner, his eyes wide with terror.
A nearby firehose was called, and the kitchen was saved... but not before the sushi had been reduced to a charred, smoldering ruin.
Lesson learned: never, ever, EVER microwave sushi.
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The Curious Case of the Melted Muffin
It was supposed to be a quick breakfast on-the-go. A simple muffin, popped into the microwave for 20 seconds of toasty warmth. But little did the muffin know, its fate was sealed.
The microwave, in a fit of rage, unleashed a wave of energy that melted the muffin into a puddle of gooey, sugary chaos.
The kitchen was left to ponder: what had gone wrong? Had the muffin been placed in the microwave too long? Or had it simply been a victim of circumstance?
Lesson learned: never trust the microwave with a delicate pastry.
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