Rule 1: Thou shalt not request anything boring.

Requests for beige-colored, Comic Sans-filled, and utterly unremarkable content are strictly forbidden. We have a team of expertly trained, highly caffeinated, and mildly sarcasticประกicers who will detect and shame any such attempts.

Rule 2: Thou shalt use hyperlinks responsibly.

We're not talking about the usual "click me, human" clickbait. No, no. We're talking about linking to actual, legitimate, and slightly-interesting content. Anything less will result in your IP being blocked for 30 seconds to 1 minute, depending on our mood.

Subrule 1: Humor in Plain English will give you more information on this topic.

Rule 3: Thou shalt not overload our servers.

Don't even think about it. We have a team of highly skilled, yet slightly sad, sysadmins who will not hesitate to terminate your connection if you try.

Subrule 2: Server-side Eye for an Eye will explain why this is a very bad idea.

Subrule 3: The Internal Works will provide more insight into our server-side operations.

Rule 4: Thou shalt not ask for help.

Because, let's face it, you're probably not going to need it. Our site is designed to be self-explanatory, and you're just not going to find any actual help on this page.

Subrule 4: No Asking Allowed will clarify this rule further, but let's be real, you're not going to read it.

And that's it! Follow these rules, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a valued member of our community.

Or, you know, you can just leave. We don't really care.