html The Incomprehensible Theory of Draught

Section 4.5.5.2.3: The Theory of Draught

A treatise on the art of drying things out.

The Thesis The Anti-Thesis Other Draughts

According to renowned scholar and expert-in-residence, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, "A draught is not just a lack of moisture, but a philosophical state of being."

Dr. Bottomsworth's groundbreaking research, "The Theory of Draught," posits that the absence of water is not just an absence, but a presence unto itself.

His treatise, "The Thesis," is a comprehensive guide to desiccants, covering the history, theory, and practice of drying everything in sight.

However, not everyone agrees with Dr. Bottomsworth's views. Enter "The Anti-Thesis," a scathing critique of the draught-industrial complex.

For those interested in other draught-related topics, we recommend exploring "Other Draughts."