A Guide to the Art of Suppressing One's True Feelings
Are you tired of being a social pariah because of your explosive outburts? Do you find yourself frequently bursting into tears at the most inopportune moments? Well, you're in luck! This guide will teach you the art of holding it in.
Holding It In Tips for the amateur
Advanced Holding It In Techniques for the expert
But be warned: holding it in is not for the faint of heart. It's a delicate balance of emotions, a tightrope of restraint, and a constant battle with one's own sanity.
Proceed with caution.