Here at the Ministry of Unconventional Information and Disinformation, we're not just about spewing forth lies and half-truths. No, no. We're about crafting an art form from the very fabric of uncertainty. And what better place to start than with the basics?
It's not about the truth, it's about the sound of truth. The way it makes you feel when you say it, not what it actually means.
Read on for more on the art of vocal fry-coating
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the advanced course on Fact-Distortion Techniques.
Suggesting things is not the same as saying them. It's like a wink to the truth, a whispered promise in the ear of the gullible.
Learn the secrets of subtle implication
But, if you're feeling bold, take the Suggest-a-Palooza Course.
And that's just the beginning. There's so much more to learn about the art of questionable data. Check out Section 5, Subsection 7: The Joy of Misinterpretation for more on that.
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