Tactical Briefing

Current Situation Report

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We have received intel that the enemy's latest dastardly plan to steal all the world's supply of artisanal coffee beans has been foiled once again by our highly trained team of ninja accountants.

However, our sources indicate that the enemy's backup plan, Operation: "Steal All the Croissants", is still active and poses a significant threat to world peace.

As of 02:47:01 AM, we have confirmed sightings of the enemy's tactical team, codename: "The Croissant Squad", operating in the Parisian quarter of Le Marais.

We recommend that all available personnel be deployed to the area, armed with an ample supply of pastries, to engage the enemy in a battle of wits and baked goods.

Sub-Sectional Briefings

Operation: Croissant

Operation: Sleeping Dogs

Operation: Sugar High

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