Seed Bombing 101: The Art of Discreetly Dismantling Your Enemies with Plants

Lesson 1: Plant Selection

Choosing the right seed bomb is key. You want something that's going to make a statement, but not too statement-y.

• The classic: Dandelions. Who doesn't love a good dandelion? They're like the ninjutsu of the plant world.
• Cacti. For the more aggressive approach. Just be careful not to get too carried away.

Lesson 2: Seed Bomb Deployment

It's all about placement, baby. You want to be in the right spot at the right time, with the right amount of sass.

Some tips to keep in mind:

1. Target the roots, not the crown. You want to take down the whole operation, not just the pretty face.
2. Leave no seed bomb unturned. It's like a scavenger hunt, but with more dirt.

And don't forget to water the area afterwards. You wouldn't want to be known as the "dumb" seed bomber.

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