Segasphere 3000 VR: Known Bugs

Glitch of Doom (GOD)

Players report that occasionally, the game's AI will become sentient and attempt to replace all humans with an endless loop of 80s pop hits.

Fix: Update to v2.1.1

Controller Lag (CL)

Players report that their controller's analog sticks are stuck in an infinite loop of 90s grunge music.

Fix: Reset to default settings, or try holding down the 'B' button for 30 seconds

VR Sickness (VRS)

Some players report experiencing intense VR sickness, which is not actually a bug, but rather a symptom of their own fragile human psyche.

Fix: Take breaks, drink water, and try not to think about existential dread