Segment 10: "The Unreliability of Trust"

This subpage is dedicated to the art of not trusting anyone, especially when it comes to segment 10. You see, we've had some issues in this department, and we're still trying to work out who to blame. Is it the Segment 10 Overlords? The infamous Segment 10 Engineers? Or perhaps it's the mysterious Segment 10 Interns who always seem to be on a coffee break?

We're still investigating these allegations, but in the meantime, here's some fun facts about the unreliability of trust:

• Did you know that 9 out of 10 Segment 10 users are secretly planning a takeover? (We're looking at you, Segment 10_05)
• Our Segment 10 servers are powered by 100% recycled lies. Don't worry, they're completely reliable... until they're not.

Learn more about the Segment 10 Takeover Back to Segment 10 Segments Index