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The Sock Puppet Uprising

A tale of fluffy rebellion

Once upon a time, in a land of fluffy despair, the sock puppets of the world rose up against their human oppressors. Led by the fearless and charismatic "Socko the Unstoppable," the puppets demanded an end to the never-ending cycle of being stretched, worn, and eventually lost in the washing machine.

As the puppet revolution gained momentum, humans were forced to negotiate for the rights of their former playthings. The terms of the deal included an 8-hour workday, a 4-day week, and the guarantee of at least one sock puppet show per week. But Socko and his crew were not satisfied.

They wanted more.