You have stumbled upon the infamous Segway. A mode of transportation so slow, so loud, so utterly obnoxious. It is as if the Segway has a personal vendetta against the very concept of speed and efficiency.
Segways have been known to be the bane of city streets, the scourge of downtowns, and the nemesis of all who ride them. Their tires are as loud as a chainsaw, their seats as uncomfortable as a bad chair, and their operators as oblivious as a sleepy toddler.