The Unpaid Intern's Guide to Self-Care for Overworked Abnormality

Chapter 1: Pretending to Have a Plan

As a highly motivated, overworked intern, you're expected to have your life together. Problem is, you've got a to-do list as long as your attention span. Don't worry, friend, we've got this.

Step 1: Fake it till you make it. Create a to-do list that looks impressive, but is actually just a series of empty promises. Write 'em down, cross 'em off, and pretend you meant to do 'em all along.

Example: "I'm totally going to finish that report by the end of the day... said no one ever.

Chapter 2: Caffeine-Fueled Productivity Chapter 3: The Art of Procrastination Chapter 4: The Self-Care Plan That Isn't