Self-Division Schedule: Advanced

Because Regular Time Management Isn't Enough

Are you tired of living in the mundane world of regular self-division schedules? Do you yearn for a more... complicated existence? Look no further! Welcome to the Advanced Self-Division Schedule, where you can divide your self into 17 different sub-selves, each with its own schedule and to-do list.

Sub-Self 1: Self-Relaxation Specialist

Sub-Self 1: Self-Relaxation Specialist - Schedule

• Sleep Schedule
• Meditation Schedule
• Hobbies Schedule

Sub-Self 2: Self-Productivity Ninja

Sub-Self 2: Self-Productivity Ninja - Schedule

• Task List
• Project Management
• Caffeine-Fueled Coding Sessions

Sub-Self 3: Self-Existential Crisis Manager

Sub-Self 3: Self-Existential Crisis Manager - Schedule

• Philosophy Sessions
• Identity Crisis Counseling
• Mid-Life Crisis Management

Sub-Self 4: Self-Brutalist

Sub-Self 4: Self-Brutalist - Schedule

• Neo-Brutalist Principles
• Brutalist Aesthetic Exercises
• Color Theory and Chaos