Selfie Toaster 9000

Technical Specifications

Operating System

Selfie OS 5.0 (based on Linux, but with a dash of magic)

Processor

Quad-core CPU, 4x faster than the human brain (or so we claim)

Memory

16GB RAM, plus an additional 16GB for the toaster's ego

Storage

512GB SSD, because who needs more than 500GB of selfies?

Connectivity

Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, and a built-in Instagram uploader