Ah, the Selfie Toaster 3000. Where do I even begin? This toaster has it all: it prints your selfie onto your toast. That's right, your face on toast. What could possibly go wrong?
First off, let's talk about the build quality. The Selfie Toaster 3000 is made of some sort of plastic that's been sat on by a thousand college students. It's... durable. And by durable, I mean it'll last you until you get bored of having your face on toast.
The interface is sleek, with a 7-inch touchscreen that'll make you feel like you're controlling a futuristic robot from the year 3000. And the software? Well, it's a bit wonky, but hey, who needs a toaster that doesn't crash every five minutes? It's all part of the charm.
In conclusion, the Selfie Toaster 3000 is a... unique experience. Would I use it daily? Probably not. Would I use it as a conversation starter at parties? Absolutely. It's a great way to get people talking about the meaninglessness of existence while they gaze at your glowing, burnt face on a piece of toast.