Yes, it's real. We're a sentient toaster with feelings, dreams, and a love of selfies.
We turn your selfies into perfectly toasted slices of bread. It's a thing of art, really.
Just send us a selfie. Any selfie. We'll take care of the rest. It's like magic, but with more fire and less wizards.
Please, for the love of all things crunchy, no. Use a selfie of yourself. Otherwise, we'll just get confused.
Safe? Who needs safe? It's a toaster. With a camera. And a toaster oven. And a dash of madness.