Semi-Logical Logic

Because sometimes, logic is just not that important

Here at Semi-Logical Logic, we believe that the most logical solution is often the one that sounds like it might be correct, but isn't.

Our experts are trained in the art of making things sound logical, even when they're not.

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Some of our notable achievements

• Convincing 9 out of 10 people that 2+2=5
• Developing a system to explain away 90% of all errors as "operator error"
• Creating a 1000 page report on the importance of not reading the manual

Some of our notable failures

• Getting stuck in a loop of infinite recursion
• Spending 3 hours trying to explain to a customer that "this" is actually "that" and "that" is actually "this"
• Falling asleep during a meeting because our semi-logical reasoning was too exhausting