The Semiclonic Sentence Society

Welcome, fellow lovers of awkward phrasing. Here, you can find a variety of semiclonic sentences, each more painful to read than the last.

• Semiclonic Sentence 1: A sentence that's almost, but not quite, a complete thought.
• Semiclonic Sentence 2: A phrase so awkward, it'll make you want to scream.
• Semiclonic Sentence 3: A sentence so long, it'll give you a headache.