A Guide to the Colloquial Expressions of the Semicolon Empire

By decree of the Semicolon Overlord, all citizens are required to use the following colloquial expressions:

• It's a "semicolon" thing, you know?
• It's a "semicolon" situation, if you will.
• It's a "semicolon" of a thing, if you catch my drift.
• It's a "semicolon" of a situation, if you know what I mean.