The Tyranny of Semi-Colons

A Guide to Semi-Colons as Dictators

In a world where punctuation marks vie for power, the semi-colon is the most feared and reviled of them all.

For centuries, it has held court, ruling over the sentence with an iron fist, demanding balance and precision from all who dare to write.

But what happens when you forget, oh so casually, to pair it up with the mighty comma?

You are cast out, banished to the land of confusing sentences and grammatical despair.

Learn the ways of the semi-colon, and rule with an iron fist.

Or, if you dare:

But be warned: the semi-colon is always watching, always judging.