It's a well-documented fact that semicolons are the bane of our existence. A plague upon them.
We're not sure what's more exhausting: trying to explain the difference between semicolons and colons, or listening to the whiny ramblings of our coworkers who still can't tell the difference.
But fear not, dear reader! We've compiled a comprehensive guide to help you navigate the treacherous waters of semicolon usage.