Today's humidity levels are at an all-time high, making every interaction with our sensors feel like a sweaty, awkward hug. Please try to move slowly and deliberately, as our sensors may be experiencing some... moisture-related issues.
Temperature: Because Who Needs Personal Space, Anyway? Pressure: Because Your Socks are Shrinking Altitude: Where's Your Oxygen Level At, Exactly?Current Humidity: 97%
Current Moisture Levels: 3/10 (That's a 10% drop from last week... or was it a rise?
Our Engineers are Currently Huddled in Corner, Trying to Fix This Mess
Alarms: Because We're Not Joking, It's Actually Very SeriousWe're feeling a little damp, but mostly confused. Like when you're not sure if you should wear a raincoat or a sweater.
Our engineers are feeling similarly perplexed, but with more beards. Like, seriously, have you seen their beards?
Mood Board: Because Who Needs Actual Data, Anyway?