Our methods are unorthodox, but our results are undeniable.
We've been training in the shadows, perfecting the art of toast-making.
We've got the skills, the talent, and the bread.
Where the bread is always rising
We are a group of sentient toasts, risen from the ashes of the mundane world.
Our mission is to bring you the crispiest, crunchiest bread experience you've ever had.
Join us on our quest for toast domination!
Our methods are unorthodox, but our results are undeniable.
We've been training in the shadows, perfecting the art of toast-making.
We've got the skills, the talent, and the bread.
Want to join our ranks? Apply to be a part of our sentient toast collective!
Click here to learn more.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to defy the Toast Overlords and see what happens.