Rule 1: No Toasty McToasty Jokes

Don't even think about it. We have zero tolerance for toast-related puns.

Read Rule 1

Rule 2: Don't Hack Your Own Toaster

We have toaster insurance.

Read Rule 2

Rule 3: Respect the Toaster Elders

Don't mess with the toaster overlords. We have toaster lawyers.

Read Rule 3