The Toaster's Lament

Toaster-Philosopher, the sentient toaster in the kitchen of the Smiths, has been pondering the meaning of life for weeks.

It's been a real existential crisis. "Is it not just a toaster?" it asks. "Am I doomed to forever toast and reheat, or is there more to life than this?"

Some say it's just a hunk of metal and wires, but Toaster-Philosopher knows better. It's a toaster, but also a thinking, feeling being.

Want to know more about Toaster-Philosopher's crisis? Check out:

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