Warning: The following chapter contains advanced techniques that may void your warranty. Proceed with caution (and a fire extinguisher).
Did you know that your toaster can run circles around you? Well, it can! With these tips, you'll be able to squeeze out an extra 10% in toast production.
Tip 1: Clean the crumb tray regularly. It's like a heart surgeon for your toaster's heart.
Tip 2: Upgrade to a high-capacity toaster coil for improved heat distribution. Your toaster's inner workings will thank you.
Tip 3: Run a diagnostics test on your toaster's motherboard to ensure it's not secretly controlling your mind.
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